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September 10, 2026 at 10:59:34 PM
ξ † . GitHub ? :
I,,,I SUPPOSEEE my github is— wait, why am I telling you my github??? I’m,,,I’M YOUR PAWN!!! YOUR PAWNNNN!!!!!!
ξ † . Fav Character ? :
Brush slash ah plus Brusha
Cassy walks into a bar, not expecting much from the place. She sees some Facty-shaped person playing in their poop and scoots away,,EYYYUCKKK!!!
Suddenly, the lights all go down,,,AND PINK ROMANTIC MUSIC STARTS UPPP??? AND A STAGE LIGHTS UPP?? The big beautiful Cass leans in closer, squinting because the room is comically long,,,AND SEES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHRIMPO SHE'S EVER LAID HER EYES UPON STEP OUT FROM BEHIND THEEE FREAKING FREAKING CURTAIN???
The shrimpo coughs awkwardly like a chud, trEMBBLINGGG in his boots in front of such a luh-luh-luh-large crowd!!!! The mic then lowkey SONIC BOOMS with feedback and everyone runs away from the speakers like the mice in ratatouille leaving PERFECTLY AVAILABLE front row seats for the big beautiful majestic Cass to move to,,,
"Uhhh,,this is a song...about mee!! Heh, yeah...just me,,,my name is Crimson btw,,," He strikes a DARINGG pose(nonchalantly of course,,,) and starts singing away!!!
"Welcome to my channel
It's nice to see you here
I like to tell stories
So please lend me your ear
I'd like to introduce myself!!"
He then sees Cassy and gets SOOO INCREDIBLY MESMERIZED BY HER UTTER BBEEEEEEAUTYYYY that he skips over an ENTIRE verse oh so forgetful,,,
"I really like to drawwwuhh!!" He sings, his confidence picking up as he goes along, words flowing throughout the air like ribbons in a breeze, graceful and poignant.
"I'll kick your butt in Evade with speed, grace, and ease!!"
That's ALLL that Cassy needs to hear, this is the man for her. Luckily, it seems he's falling into the palm of her hand,,,LITERALLY!!! He slips on a banana peel, screaming really high pitched, and landing SQUARE in her arms!!! She grabs some cheek while she can, of course,,,
"Oh silly little Crimsito, you're coming home with me!!! We'll play adopt me together!!!" And Crimson LOWKEY JUST LETS IT HAPPEN BECAUSE WHO WOULDNT???? And that's how ur parents met Marlin,,,