Meltmetal
September 9, 2026 at 1:28:04 PM
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I’m so FUCKIKG sorry bro
Crimson puts on his basketball jersey, really VERITY excited for the game today but looking mad asf as fuck because he has to keep the nonchalant facade up for his beloved beautiful amazing smart talented glistening earth-shatteringly ethereal goated wife, Cassy. He pulls up to the game on some tuff shi, doing whatever basketball players do before a game idk probably brought water in a nonchalant water jug with his tuff name spelled out in big red letters, and gets put out on the court. IMMEDIATELY the ENTIRE home side cheers when he gets the ball and their spit particles lowkey make the floor a slipping hazard so silver DIES BRUTALLY and facty cries uncontrollably in the background as they're dragged away by security. "On my momma ts buckets" Crimson says, getting ready to swish ts cleaner than a whistle when SUDDENLY leffrey FREAKING loud appears beside him and dares to utter the words "yo momma dead"
why was he so confident, you ask? W W W W. WELL, before the game, leffrey FREAKING loud paid the refs to extend the height of the basket a whole 6-7 feet taller than usual 😱😱😱 so Crimson lowkey forgot his glasses and has been playing COMPLETELY BLIND this whole time bc he's just that goated at basketball and just now realized the basket is LOOMING over bro,,,but little did leffrey loud know El Crimsito's been working on his glutes lately at the big gym and ts is LOWKEY JELLY so he uses his badonkadonk like a power mushroom in Mario and gets the extra height needed to score BILLIONS of points and win the game!!! And they lived happily ever after and leffrey loud got publicly executed,,,🥹🥹🥹
Replied on: September 9, 2026 at 3:29:47 PM
Is there a way I could kill myself right now.